feeling awesome since i only had a handful of peanuts and a bottle of water all day. not having food is awesome

ka1ash:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

It’s so bronies can measure their pocket spaghetti.

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smugsbunny:

toastradamus:

watch me swooce right in

image

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rektsonwoop:

When she says shes off her period.